You see, there just isn't much you can do with this. Now I would much prefer something along the line of the battle hymm of the republic:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the various schemes of rate,
We have raveaged all the credit schemes and barred them from the gate
With andy, Raj and Mike,
We knew we'd make rate work
The forum goes marching on!

Glory, glory hallajueah,
ATM is going to rule ya!
With ABR and LANE
We will be Ethernet's bane
The forum goes marching on.