STEAM DREAM

On the occasion of the STeaM-S alpha demo, Friday October 23, 1992.
Sung (badly) to the tune of "The YMCA" by (employees dressed as) the Village People.

Salesman, there's no need to feel down
I said Salesman, pick yourself off the ground
I said Salesman, turn those sales figures round
There's no need to be unhappy
Salesman, there's new product to go
I said Salesman, 'cause we're short on our dough
I said Salesman, you will find without fail
Many ways to make a new sale
Chorus:
We're gonna sell another STM-S
We're gonna sell another STM-S
We put it all on one shelf
So we can generate wealth
Eat your heart out for T3 Plus
We're gonna sell another STM-S
We're gonna sell another STM-S
All its software is new
Handles re-routing too
It's the STEAM DREAM that costs you less
Salesman, are you listenin' to me?
I said Salesman, what should your revenues be?
I said Salesman, you can hit all your goals
But you've got to know this one thing
No man, does it all by himself
I said Salesman, put your pride in our shelf
I said salesman, soon as this leaves the door
T3 Plus will feel sore
CHORUS
Salesman, your life used to be hard
Until we made, the universal port card
But we're never, ever gonna be smug
'Cause there may be a software bug
Salesman, won't you track down the fox
I said Salesman, say we've got a new box
I said tell them, we can ship one today
Go-nna go the whole way
Chorus:
We're gonna sell another STM-S
We're gonna sell another STM-S
We put it all on one shelf
So we can generate wealth
Eat your heart out for T3 Plus
We're gonna sell another STM-S
We're gonna sell another STM-S
With our STM bus
No one's gonna stop us
Not even with T3 Plus

Repeat and fade (sadly) …